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Super Thursday: King Cake Death Match

Posted on February 2, 2012 | 3 Comments

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He and She Said:

The caucuses, campaigning, debating and mudslinging are done, and election day is at hand.

It’s time to do your civic duty: Get out and vote in the bigger, bolder, sweeter, 2nd Annual King Cake Death Match.

What to do about the housing crisis? We have no idea. How to curb a nuclear Iran? We got nothing. But on the weighty issue of king cake, we’ve got a platform and a plan:

Thanks to the amazing generosity of our Gang of Eleven, we have the sweetest ballot you’ve ever seen, and it’s your job to keep the world safe for democracy by evaluating them all.

Poll tax? Unconstitutional. This event is FREE, as our electoral process was meant to be. That’s right, you’ll sample the contenders at no cost in this open pastry primary. On the ticket:

The incumbent: Cake Cafe and Bakery

And the challengers:

Haydel’s Bakery

La Divina Gelateria

La Dolce Nola

Manny Randazzo’s

Maple Street Patisserie

Maurice French Pastry

Praline Connection

Rouses

Sucre

Tartine

Your polling precinct: Patrick’s Bar Vin in the newly renovated Hotel Mazarin, 730 Bienville in the French Quarter. Ballots will be cast in the fabulous rain-proof courtyard. Bar Vin will provide a cash bar, including $5 specials on prosecco and today’s release of Lucky Player King Cake Vodka to help grease the wheels of democracy.

Polls open promptly at 7pm, and, presuming no hanging chads, a winner will be declared at 9pm.

So skip lunch (hell ,skip breakfast), and show up ready to digest the issue of the day: King cake.

 

 

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The Sweet Science: King Cake Death Match 2012 Final Lineup

Posted on January 30, 2012 | 1 Comment

CC image courtesy Eric Hunsaker at Flickr

He and She Said:

Welcome to the 2012 King Cake Death Match presented by He Said/She Said NOLA pregame show, with features, analysis, and breakdown on the epic pastry showdown.

(We’re still in negotiation for named sponsors for next year’s event. The Mercedes-Benz King Cake Death Match has a nice ring, doesn’t it?)

We have on board a ridiculous ten eleven (!) bakeries ready to duke it out in a one-of-a-kind exhibition of the sweet science. As you prepare for the stretch run of Carnival season, this is your chance to sample the best NOLA has to offer in one spot and add some new favorites to your own gatherings.

And we need you to vote!

We  will declare a winner: this ain’t no fancy-pants build-your-self-esteem every-kid-gets-a-trophy suburban feel good soccer league. We keep score. We’ll tally your votes and declare a winner on the spot. Here’s the details:

Admission and tasting are free, begins at 7pm sharp at Patrick’s Bar Vin on Bienville in the Quarter, and concludes at 9pm with the announcement of the winner.

In addition to their normal selection, Bar Vin will offer $5 by the glass specials of king cake vodka on the rocks and Martini Prosecco to pair with your cake.

And speaking of cakes, what a lineup we have. In alphabetical order, here are the contenders:

Cake Cafe and Bakery

Haydel’s Bakery

La Divina Gelateria

La Dolce NOLA

Manny Randazzo’s

Maple Street Patisserie

Maurice’s Bakery

The Praline Connection

Rouses

Sucre

Tartine

Yeah, you might want to skip lunch Thursday.

You know how it is: you can’t throw a go-cup around here without hitting someone proclaiming that dawlin’, dis king cake is da best one, but dig a little deeper and you find out that more often than not the expert one bar stool down has been eating nothing but their cake of choice for the past ten years (not that there’s anything wrong with that). This is an opportunity to become something  of a king cake savant, an aficionado of the pastry arts. We absolutely promise if you sample all eleven cakes you’ll go home Thursday a little more well-rounded than you arrived.

See ya Thursday!

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Pour Some Sugar on Me: 2012 King Cake Death Match, February 2nd

Posted on January 23, 2012 | 6 Comments

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He and She Said:

According to a carefully chosen panel of experts, what’s the best King Cake in town?

Who the hell cares?

Experts? We don’t need no stinkin’ experts. We need you.

For the second year in a row, we are crowdsourcing the vote for the best King Cake in NOLA. If you’re a native, you’ve been eating them all your life, right? And if you’re a transplant, we know you remember the first time you were smacked upside the head with Carnival pastry goodness.

You know what good is, so come out and prove it.

Here’s the deal:

Place: Thursday, February 2nd, 7pm sharp at the fabulous Patrick’s Bar Vin in the French Quarter. Haven’t been there yet? Here’s your chance to check out the Quarter’s newest wine bar and meet bon vivant extraordinaire Patrick van Hoorebeek. Click on this link for more info about Bar Vin.

Price of admission: Your opinion.

Bill of fare: A murderer’s row of confectionery bliss including cakes from the defending champion Cake Cafe and Bakery, Sucre, La Divina Gelateria, Rouses, Maple Street Patisserie, La Dolce NOLA, and a few more as we work this week to complete the list of contenders. By the time you stumble out in a sugar-induced coma, you’ll have sampled the best the city has to offer and passed judgement upon them all.

Bar Vin will be complementing the cakes with everything they have to offer, including drink specials on bubbly by the glass and king cake flavored vodka.

That’s not a misprint: king. cake. vodka.

So mark your calendar and make plans to come out, meet your humble correspondents, and let your voice be heard next Thursday!

*Disclaimer: While no one has actually, like, died during the death match (so far) He Said/She Said NOLA and Patrick’s Bar Vin take no responsibility for the effects of ridiculous sugar intake upon your system. The gloves are off for this pastry cage match, so eat at your own risk.

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Drink Like a Grownup: Patrick’s Bar Vin

Posted on June 22, 2011 | Leave a comment

Patrick's Bar Vin

He Said:

Want a side of history with your glass of wine?

What if I told you that you could go out for some vino (or a cocktail) and be 100% guaranteed to learn something interesting you didn’t know before? Not a bad proposition, right?

As of yesterday, you can.  Patrick’s Bar Vin, New Orleans’ newest wine bar, opened its doors Tuesday, giving wine geeks like me another compelling option. We’re in a kind of golden age of the wine bar in NOLA these days, and lovers of the grape have choices that suit almost any taste, from the Bywater funkiness of Bacchanal to the Riverbend luxe of Oak and everything in between. But Bar Vin offers something the others will find hard to match. Continue reading →

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